Thursday, April 1, 2010

April fool's day

As today is 1st April it's time to read this joke. it's found by experts the second funniest joke in the world. What do you think?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and asks his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson thinks for a minute."Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

1 comment:

  1. And which is the FIRST funniest joke...? This one is great and has very British characters in it! I think it is completely impossible to agree on a ranking for jokes, because they will be better or worse depending, for instance, on your mood at the moment, or depending on your tastes... even your nationality. What do these mentioned experts think about Lepe? Do they include blue jokes on their list? Great blog, greetings!